Archive for February, 2010
Hairy Balls
February 16th, 2010
A quick note on hairy balls:
Many of you may already know that I am completely offended by “hairy” balls. I truly prefer completly smooth gems, although I do realize some of you cannot shave for fear that your significant other will start asking questions. Let ME just say this: When in doubt, SHAVE.
Smooth balls not only feel better in panties, tied up and become more sensitive to the touch, but if a MISTRESS like ME were to squeeze or torture your calls with my hands, fingernails, feet, etc, I want them SMOOTH so you can feel EVERYTHING!!!
While you are at it, there is the phrase, “back, sack and crack”. Keep it clean, and the MISTRESS or vanilla girl in your life will be grateful!!!
If you are too scared, CALL ME and I will guide you through the shaving or waxing process. LOLOLOLOL
Keep it clean, keep it smooth.
I am going to be taking calls all week.
GODDESS LAUREN
1-888-434-0099
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