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A quick note on hairy balls:

Many of you may already know that I am completely offended by “hairy” balls. I truly prefer completly smooth gems, although I do realize some of you cannot shave for fear that your significant other will start asking questions. Let ME just say this: When in doubt, SHAVE.

Smooth balls not only feel better in panties, tied up and become more sensitive to the touch, but if a MISTRESS like ME were to squeeze or torture your calls with my hands, fingernails, feet, etc, I want them SMOOTH so you can feel EVERYTHING!!!

While you are at it, there is the phrase, “back, sack and crack”. Keep it clean, and the MISTRESS or vanilla girl in your life will be grateful!!!

If you are too scared, CALL ME and I will guide you through the shaving or waxing process. LOLOLOLOL

Keep it clean, keep it smooth.

I am going to be taking calls all week.

GODDESS LAUREN
1-888-434-0099

REMEMBER THIS- ALWAYS.

So when you make that payment on your credit card or see your dwindling bank account AFTER the holidays, at the VERY LEAST you contributed to MY HAPPY HOLIDAYS and you have made a GORGEOUS GODDESS happy!

November was a very busy month. Not only did I have to interview and find a new domestic sissy maid to clean my home- but also changed my billing platform (New and Improved and even MORE discreet- call for details), took a quickie vacation and hosted a small D/s couple’s party. (more on that in my next post)

Crops, paddles, and whips are on my mind tonight as I write this. I dream of fresh leather; twisted and tied, the sound of a good smack*.  The smell of the hide as it hits the air, then a slaves’ body. Not too hard, not too soft. Crack. Actually I prefer a crop or a good old-fashioned leather paddle. The crop can get into small places. <EVIL grin>.Delicious.

I know some agree, some are scared and some flee. Using a nice whip, crop, paddle or tail can be such a sensual and lovely experience when used in the proper manner. An experienced GODDESS such as MYSELF knows how to handle these items.

On to some news:

 In my search for a new sissy domestic, I found “sissykiki”. I had her come to MY house three times to test her dedication. I watched her with an eagle eye as she cleaned my kitchen, bathroom, hand washed panties and polished MY boots and heels. Unfortunately, she did NOT wash the floors as anticipated and punishments were enacted. The 4^th time she cleaned, she did a bang up job. She is invited back – although I still keep an eye on her or have one of MY friends do so. She has a tendency to become mesmerized in my closet- smelling and touching MY fine things, and I cannot have that. Time will tell if I keep her.

In early November, I contemplated calling my “bitchslave mollie” back to service. She is a total moron, but sometimes I do enjoy her antics. In addition he/she loves pick up any meal I am craving and deliver it to me on a tray. I decided it was time for a second chance to see if he/she could behave herself. She did quite well considering the twitching and movement in her panties and the frequent whisperings to loosen the binds on her balls. HA! No adjustments were made- she has to prove her worthiness.

Later that week, I had a RT session with an older slave- he is very complacent and obedient, never disrespectful. Older slaves can be so delightful! I call him old “scrotumsac”, and he loves abuse. He is not that old, perhaps in his 60’s, but completely passive and a slave for life. While I have no desire to ever see his shriveled pickle, he does a very good job accomplishing each and every task I assign him. For this, my old “scrotumsac” slut gets kudos. Good job slave- and btw I did enjoy the Pinot Noir you gifted, nice choice. December 14^th you are summoned again- call for details.

In addition, I had a fabulous time using a new slave named “soupfag”. This loser works in a restaurant as an assistant chef- and is named for the “chowder” he always makes in the back, lol. Regular and man chowder- if you will. His dying wish is to be covered in a bukkake deluge while tied to a floor. He always amuses ME and has catered some of MY kinkier events- after his “other” duties are finished. What for future mentions of this cumqueen.

I also have an extremely slutty slave who goes insane for cock tasks. Every time I turn around he has accomplished MY assignments, panting for more. What’s not to love? Obedience? Subservience? Submission? Done in a timely manner? Always. One problem with “kyliekumwhore”- he has been frequenting the glory holes in his area a little too much for MY liking- meaning without MY FULL permission. I decided on a suitable punishment: Total glory hole immersion.

On his knees in a nasty booth for 5 hrs, called ME every 30 minutes to check in. ANYTHING that came into the room or through the wall was for him. There was no water or bathroom breaks. He had no idea I actually sent a few in to tease him. The result, less straying and more obedience. Five hrs in a booth, in a seedy place, was enough for this cumwhore.

How long would it take for you?

I have to post that I am EXTREMELY disappointed in slave “footstoolbill”. What began, as a very promising bond has become a sad tale in angst and guilt. Of course he is married, and feels terribly when he craves MY feet, heels and toes and not his bloated wife’s. Feeling guilty is not part of serving, deal with it and move on. I might have to release pics of him worshiping MY heels in all his naked flabby glory. That will be fun to see!

I anticipate a very special package from my “slavesam”. This slave is very generous in his gifts and tithes. In September I received $500 cash and in October 3 pairs of heels and a gift card to Sephora. This slave has agreed to send ME a huge lot of MAC makeup and a large MACY’s gift card. Bravo!What an obedient and generous pet! Boots are just waiting for ME to buy them. <Smirk>

In regards to the HOLIDAYS and GIFTING-
GET TO IT ASAP!

It is called GIFTING. Giving to your GODDESS,

Showing your respect and adoration and subserviance via your generous gifts.
Here is MY wishlist, and a link to e-cards you can send.

Wishlist:  http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=2ER6Q3OQTK81O

Ecards site: www.emailagiftcard.com

FYI: IN ADDITION, my BIRTHDAY is coming in JANUARY- so soon after the HOLIDAYS, I will not let it be forgotten.

 I WANT- among others things- A FULL day at the spa- Massage, mud, mani-pedi, facial, hot stones, the WORKS.  One of my bitches needs to buy me either a TON of spafinder cards, or send the $$$$ for MY FULL DAY of luxury. FULL day, not ½.

I KNOW someone will be a good pet and do for ME.

I will be taking calls all week.
That is all for now.

Make sure when you call ME, you have your credit card # ready and your hands are at your sides. I look forward to getting to know a new slave or slut, sissy or pet.

-GODDESS LAUREN
1-888-434-0099 

 
Can you imagine my long red fingernails biting into your soft flesh? Can you feel me squeeze? Can you hear my laugh? Can you imagine ME squeezing until you beg for mercy? If I were to take MY boot and place it on your sack, would you cry, whimper, shake or moan? Have you ever been ball kicked or had a good ballkicking session? Have you ever had a skilled STRONG SADISTIC GODDESS handle your balls?

Hello my slaves-

I have been a busy MISTRESS. With spending your $$$, and taking on new submissives, I did not have time to sit and write daily.

I do have many updates on my good/bad pets and I will make sure to blog about them in my next post.

However, there is something that needs to be said. I have trained, tortured, manipulated, humiliated, degraded, debased, brainwashed and transformed many a slave, but one thing remains the same:

Men have an innate need to be controlled.
I believe this, and follow this in life.
I write this, because men are naturally submissive.
You feel the urge, you know you are inside, and you yearn to let that side of you come out.

It is unfortunate that society has taught men that they must pretend to be one way: To fake being “manly” and have fucked priorities: Money, power, machismo, stoicism. However, deep inside lies a submissive nature that is crying to come out.

You try to hide it- tuck it away, yet you crave it like flies to honey. 

I see so many men who try to pretend to be “dominant”. They can be very successful, holding responsible titles in society like judges, military/police, banking, CEOs, to teachers, clerks and yes, religious lovers. During the week, while you work at being aggressive and macho, you do not reveal your true desires.

It must be draining to PLAY at being the “manly” one…lol. Slaves and submissive from all walks of life crawl to Me. 

Men have a tendency to try and control their jobs, environments, and home life. However, once you become comfortable with a dominant figure LIKE ME, you become relaxed, you let go, and you become more subservient. You WANT that control to be in the hands of another.

Being the submissive gender, this is your true calling…to submit to another.

This is where phone domination sessions and private playtime with a favorite Dominatrix, ME (of course), comes into play. This may be the ONLY WAY to reveal what is inside you. you can submerse yourself into a more correct form of reality, your natural inclination to be submissive.

You are not alone. I find myself wading through a slew of begging slaves, needing to be free.  There are many that contact Me to submit and act out true desires. Lucky for you, it is MY nature to be a Dominant, Strong, Sensual, and Powerful Woman.

Your true nature craves ME, desires MY domination, needs to be MY control, wants to be ADDICTED to ME.

Do not fight it.

Carve some time for ME this weekend.
Call ME.

GODDESS LAUREN

As a SUPREME GODDESS, there are times when I get phone calls and emails from those that are simply “drive-by” wankers. Essentially- losers want MY attention; yet lack the creativity or the money to get it. These spankers who try to TAKE my time are never going to get anywhere. I can always tell who is REAL, and who is a TIME VAMPIRE. 

These time wasters only get one thing out of ME: Complete shutdown.

I wont even waste MY PRECIOUS time telling them off, not worth my breath. Therefore, to wankers, spankers and time wasters out there, take note; you are not going to get ANYTHING for free, you are not going to waste MY valuable time, and furthermore, you are NOT going to get ME.

On to more pleasant things:  I have decided to update my blogs with KUDOS- to those who are wonderful to play with, fun to use and eager to please. Those who have been naughty will also be humiliated here.

Kudos To:

-jacksplat for his lovely emails and Amazon gifts.
-sissybambi for being dressed and ready to suck during our long session
-pointypenis for his LARGE tribute to MY boot and shoe collection
-freakjobfred for his total and absolute willingness to whore out on MY command.

Lastly,

-norwaywood, you will NOT be getting your special “cum day” after your disobedience and filthy tricks you tried to pull. Going to a glory hole without MY permission is not part of your contract. Get your mouth filled with what I provide, or get nothing.

I will soon be on twitter, to give it a try and see if it is of any value or amusement to me…. I will post it here later.

Take note: When you call, have your hands on your credit card, ready to get the business out of the way so we can play. Anything else will be considered a waste of MY time (see above) and will render you a swift hang-up.

I am available all day today.

You are at MY site, MY blog because I know your desires run deeper, more intense and far more dark than most. You crave me. You want my abuse. You need to be used. I can smell your fear and your excitement.

You choose women like me, you seek us out. You look for bitchy, bossy, dominant WOMEN. We push your limits, and make it impossible for you to do anything other than become ADDICTED to us.

I strut around you completely in black. Tight corset, red lipstick, 5” heels and stockings. You’re shaking, and I laugh.

“Take your off your clothing slave.”

My voice is feminine, soft, but you hear the hint hardness. My face has transformed from sweet, and inviting, to bitch.

Poor little slave. You are MY worm wiggling and shaking, writhing and trying to escape. You shake, excited and fearful, scared and turned on.

“Take of everything. I want to inspect you. All of you.”

You can hear my cruel, bitchy voice in your ears. You can smell my delicious scent, and you quickly take off your clothes. You do NOT want to make my angry. Doing what I want is the best thing for you now.

“You are NEVER allowed to touch your little cocklet without MY permission.”

I look down at your sad, patheic little balls and rising cock. I smirk, and raise my eyebrow. You feel so humiliated, so turned on.

The only thing I want at this point it so tie up your sagging genitals. A piece of leather, a shoelace, but I do believe a CB3000 or CB6000 will do the trick. Who will hold the key? ME! I tell you my plans and you wimper, whispering, please…no. This makes me laugh. When I put you in chastity, it will be MY choice, and mine alone.

I am not done with you, I still need to inspect all of you. Mouth, titts, cock, balls, pussy ass. I need to inspect you like a slave at auction, ready to be bought. I take a piece of silk, and wrap it around your eyes, blindfolding you. You can feel the softness of my skin as I do this.

“Do not move.”

I can see you shiver. I know you crave this. I know you want this. As I bind your arms behind your back, you confess to ME that this is what you have been dreaming of.

The night has JUST begun.

Call your MISTRESS ASAP. 
1-888-434-0099

For ME, Saturday is a perfect day for manipulating those that are stuck in mundane suburban lives.

Imagine instead of going shopping with wifey or watching TV with a beer, you come to MY door, MY dungeon, MY space, your head hanging low, macho attitude in check, with a strong desire to serve.

Inmagine the feeling of being taken to MY playroom, stripped of clothing and pride, left naked and perhaps even shackled, not knowing what would come next.

Feel my heat before I even touch you. Smell my scent behind you and know that your day has been saved, and you are now owned by one of the MOST EXCITING GODDESS’S IN THE WORLD.

Can you feel the shiver of anticipation?
Can you smell the leather and my perfume?
Can you see the hours of obediance and servitude unfolding before you?

Saturday is a perfect day for manipulating….

Contact ME soon. Lets get started.

Feast your eyes…Dont look away….stare, study and know I WILL OWN you.

Enjoy slaves.

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