A quick note on hairy balls:

Many of you may already know that I am completely offended by “hairy” balls. I truly prefer completly smooth gems, although I do realize some of you cannot shave for fear that your significant other will start asking questions. Let ME just say this: When in doubt, SHAVE.

Smooth balls not only feel better in panties, tied up and become more sensitive to the touch, but if a MISTRESS like ME were to squeeze or torture your calls with my hands, fingernails, feet, etc, I want them SMOOTH so you can feel EVERYTHING!!!

While you are at it, there is the phrase, “back, sack and crack”. Keep it clean, and the MISTRESS or vanilla girl in your life will be grateful!!!

If you are too scared, CALL ME and I will guide you through the shaving or waxing process. LOLOLOLOL

Keep it clean, keep it smooth.

I am going to be taking calls all week.

GODDESS LAUREN
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I trust everyone had a wonderful Holiday Season.

I had an amazing time, between cocktail parties, gifts and 2 special days at the coast, the month of December was fabulous. As it should be, your Supreme GODDESS will ALWAYS have a good time, and I always deserve it.

 Were u stuck at home with a vanilla life, pretending to be happy and jolly, but really, craving to be back on your knees for ME? Yes, I know you were.

Now that the festive season is over – you can get back to your TRUE priority, ME. It is high time for those who have lost their way due to distractions to re-invigorate your life with a shot of ME!

Serving ME, adoring ME, bowing to ME, becoming more addicted to ME. Once your priorities are back in check, everything will feel so much better.

Of course, last month was ripe with good deeds by many of my pets. Some were horrendously disobedient as well- there is always a bad slut in the bunch, but first my kudos:

Kudos to:

-sissybambi for being dressed and ready AGAIN- this time in pretty sissy pink

-norwaywood for the excellent job going to that nasty filthy glory hole for ME. Shall I post the pictures of him kneeling dear readers?

-footslavebillc for his tip and tribute to MY boot and shoe collection, and the way he ALWAYS takes such good care of MY soft, silky feet.

-freakjobfred for the good job on accomplishing my tasks, and in order this time!

-slave edward for having MY xmas gift shipped to ME well before the Holidays- btw I LOVE the LV wallet! LOVE IT!!!

-micropenis, thank you for the sizable VS gift card, the Amazon gift card, and the $300 cash. Good bitch! What lovely gifts.

Unfortunately, there is always a naughty slut in the mix.
I wont list all the discretions, however one must be noted:

ballsuckerbecky has been very naughty. Not only did she not finish her tasks (ones in which she begged for) but she was dishonest and disrespectful. THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. EVER!

From now on bsb, you are banished, blocked and mean nothing to ME! To get back in MY good graces will take considerable effort and a rather large tribute. Actually, a HUGE tribute. Shame on you slut for your disobediant ways.

Good slaves and sissies get rewarded, bad slaves and sluts get blocked. Plain and simple!!!

I am going to be available this coming weekend for calls and emails, games and debauchery. <smirk>

Take note: When you call, have your hands on your credit card, ready to get the business out of the way so we can play. Anything else will be considered a waste of MY time and will render you a hang-up.

-MISTRESS LAUREN

 There is so much to catch up on:It is that time of year: Holidays are approaching- parties, gifts and relatives start to come into focus. Before I get into updates on MY blog, I want to remind all MY slaves that even IF you have a plethora of responsibilities and people to buy for,  your
GODDESS MISTRESS LAUREN ALWAYS COMES FIRST.

REMEMBER THIS- ALWAYS.

So when you make that payment on your credit card or see your dwindling bank account AFTER the holidays, at the VERY LEAST you contributed to MY HAPPY HOLIDAYS and you have made a GORGEOUS GODDESS happy!

November was a very busy month. Not only did I have to interview and find a new domestic sissy maid to clean my home- but also changed my billing platform (New and Improved and even MORE discreet- call for details), took a quickie vacation and hosted a small D/s couple’s party. (more on that in my next post)

Crops, paddles, and whips are on my mind tonight as I write this. I dream of fresh leather; twisted and tied, the sound of a good smack*.  The smell of the hide as it hits the air, then a slaves’ body. Not too hard, not too soft. Crack. Actually I prefer a crop or a good old-fashioned leather paddle. The crop can get into small places. <EVIL grin>.Delicious.

I know some agree, some are scared and some flee. Using a nice whip, crop, paddle or tail can be such a sensual and lovely experience when used in the proper manner. An experienced GODDESS such as MYSELF knows how to handle these items.

On to some news:

 In my search for a new sissy domestic, I found “sissykiki”. I had her come to MY house three times to test her dedication. I watched her with an eagle eye as she cleaned my kitchen, bathroom, hand washed panties and polished MY boots and heels. Unfortunately, she did NOT wash the floors as anticipated and punishments were enacted. The 4^th time she cleaned, she did a bang up job. She is invited back – although I still keep an eye on her or have one of MY friends do so. She has a tendency to become mesmerized in my closet- smelling and touching MY fine things, and I cannot have that. Time will tell if I keep her.

In early November, I contemplated calling my “bitchslave mollie” back to service. She is a total moron, but sometimes I do enjoy her antics. In addition he/she loves pick up any meal I am craving and deliver it to me on a tray. I decided it was time for a second chance to see if he/she could behave herself. She did quite well considering the twitching and movement in her panties and the frequent whisperings to loosen the binds on her balls. HA! No adjustments were made- she has to prove her worthiness.

Later that week, I had a RT session with an older slave- he is very complacent and obedient, never disrespectful. Older slaves can be so delightful! I call him old “scrotumsac”, and he loves abuse. He is not that old, perhaps in his 60’s, but completely passive and a slave for life. While I have no desire to ever see his shriveled pickle, he does a very good job accomplishing each and every task I assign him. For this, my old “scrotumsac” slut gets kudos. Good job slave- and btw I did enjoy the Pinot Noir you gifted, nice choice. December 14^th you are summoned again- call for details.

In addition, I had a fabulous time using a new slave named “soupfag”. This loser works in a restaurant as an assistant chef- and is named for the “chowder” he always makes in the back, lol. Regular and man chowder- if you will. His dying wish is to be covered in a bukkake deluge while tied to a floor. He always amuses ME and has catered some of MY kinkier events- after his “other” duties are finished. What for future mentions of this cumqueen.

I also have an extremely slutty slave who goes insane for cock tasks. Every time I turn around he has accomplished MY assignments, panting for more. What’s not to love? Obedience? Subservience? Submission? Done in a timely manner? Always. One problem with “kyliekumwhore”- he has been frequenting the glory holes in his area a little too much for MY liking- meaning without MY FULL permission. I decided on a suitable punishment: Total glory hole immersion.

On his knees in a nasty booth for 5 hrs, called ME every 30 minutes to check in. ANYTHING that came into the room or through the wall was for him. There was no water or bathroom breaks. He had no idea I actually sent a few in to tease him. The result, less straying and more obedience. Five hrs in a booth, in a seedy place, was enough for this cumwhore.

How long would it take for you?

I have to post that I am EXTREMELY disappointed in slave “footstoolbill”. What began, as a very promising bond has become a sad tale in angst and guilt. Of course he is married, and feels terribly when he craves MY feet, heels and toes and not his bloated wife’s. Feeling guilty is not part of serving, deal with it and move on. I might have to release pics of him worshiping MY heels in all his naked flabby glory. That will be fun to see!

I anticipate a very special package from my “slavesam”. This slave is very generous in his gifts and tithes. In September I received $500 cash and in October 3 pairs of heels and a gift card to Sephora. This slave has agreed to send ME a huge lot of MAC makeup and a large MACY’s gift card. Bravo!What an obedient and generous pet! Boots are just waiting for ME to buy them. <Smirk>

In regards to the HOLIDAYS and GIFTING-
GET TO IT ASAP!

Want to be noticed? Written about? Contacted?
Have MY attention?

It is called GIFTING. Giving to your GODDESS,

Showing your respect and adoration and subserviance via your generous gifts.
Here is MY wishlist, and a link to e-cards you can send.

Wishlist:  http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=2ER6Q3OQTK81O

Ecards site: www.emailagiftcard.com

FYI: IN ADDITION, my BIRTHDAY is coming in JANUARY- so soon after the HOLIDAYS, I will not let it be forgotten.

 I WANT- among others things- A FULL day at the spa- Massage, mud, mani-pedi, facial, hot stones, the WORKS.  One of my bitches needs to buy me either a TON of spafinder cards, or send the $$$$ for MY FULL DAY of luxury. FULL day, not ½.

I KNOW someone will be a good pet and do for ME.

I will be taking calls all week.
That is all for now.

Make sure when you call ME, you have your credit card # ready and your hands are at your sides. I look forward to getting to know a new slave or slut, sissy or pet.

-GODDESS LAUREN
1-888-434-0099 

I love to make slaves squeeze their balls.Squeeze and release. Squeeze and release. Squeeze…. and release. The longer the better, the tighter even hotter. It is so very satisfying! It need not be too hard, or too soft, but depends strictly on MY mood and how obedient you have been.

Hello my slaves-

I have been a busy MISTRESS. With spending your $$$, and taking on new submissives, I did not have time to sit and write daily.

I do have many updates on my good/bad pets and I will make sure to blog about them in my next post.

However, there is something that needs to be said. I have trained, tortured, manipulated, humiliated, degraded, debased, brainwashed and transformed many a slave, but one thing remains the same:

Men have an innate need to be controlled.
I believe this, and follow this in life.
I write this, because men are naturally submissive.
You feel the urge, you know you are inside, and you yearn to let that side of you come out.

It is unfortunate that society has taught men that they must pretend to be one way: To fake being “manly” and have fucked priorities: Money, power, machismo, stoicism. However, deep inside lies a submissive nature that is crying to come out.

You try to hide it- tuck it away, yet you crave it like flies to honey. 

I see so many men who try to pretend to be “dominant”. They can be very successful, holding responsible titles in society like judges, military/police, banking, CEOs, to teachers, clerks and yes, religious lovers. During the week, while you work at being aggressive and macho, you do not reveal your true desires.

It must be draining to PLAY at being the “manly” one…lol. Slaves and submissive from all walks of life crawl to Me. 

Men have a tendency to try and control their jobs, environments, and home life. However, once you become comfortable with a dominant figure LIKE ME, you become relaxed, you let go, and you become more subservient. You WANT that control to be in the hands of another.

Being the submissive gender, this is your true calling…to submit to another.

This is where phone domination sessions and private playtime with a favorite Dominatrix, ME (of course), comes into play. This may be the ONLY WAY to reveal what is inside you. you can submerse yourself into a more correct form of reality, your natural inclination to be submissive.

You are not alone. I find myself wading through a slew of begging slaves, needing to be free.  There are many that contact Me to submit and act out true desires. Lucky for you, it is MY nature to be a Dominant, Strong, Sensual, and Powerful Woman.

Your true nature craves ME, desires MY domination, needs to be MY control, wants to be ADDICTED to ME.

Do not fight it.

Carve some time for ME this weekend.
Call ME.

GODDESS LAUREN

It has been a wonderful week.

I have had so many good times with some new pets, old sluts and experienced submissives. I run into quickie-cummers, fakers and weekend warriors, but I was pleasantly surprised with the caliber of worshipers.

A few highlights:

My footslavebill is now safely where he belongs, under my heels! He not only is my newest personal foot and shoe slave, but as a good pet he sent me $$$ for new shoes and stockings. I immediately ordered some 5″ black patent leather heels and Wolford stockings. Bliss!

My footslavebill is turning out to be a wonderfully kinky sub!

Sissyskankdonna has been nosing around again. This little slut is prone to weekly binges on latex, pleather, and heels. Prancing around in front of her web cam, she did a hilarious show that greatly amused ME. To top it off, he/she begged for some fetish phonesex and I made a pleading video of her.

My scottish shemalelover glenn delighted ME with tales of his tranny adventures. I ordered him to search for a Dominant tranny and he did as told. Apparently the domme tranny not only tied him, spanked him and gagged him, but enjoyed herself all over his mouth. Well done glenn.

Bad news for demented-Ted: I found out this slutty whore lied to ME regarding some personal information. Punishments are forthcoming. Note to ted: Do not act surprised when you show up at my door and I have the crop, whip and paddle ready. LOL

On a final note, another new submissive I named kinkyken, was very good for ME. He was dressed up, primped and bound, and then recited Tennyson poems. While unusual, I enjoyed myself and his adoration. After I had him service a very large toy, he thanked me profusely and presented ME with a brand new Chanel wallet! Soft black leather, supple and smelling delish, it was the perfect luxury item for a MISTRESS like ME.

I LOVE GIFTS!!!

I will be taking calls this weekend, feel free to contact ME via email for details if need be. Otherwise, I will see you on the dark side of addiction.

MISTRESS LAUREN
Call me directly
1-888-434-0099

This blog is dedicated to my special little foot fetishists.

I love foot whores. I love having my feet pampered and massaged, worshiped and revered. The thought of having a nice pedicure from a willing foot fetishist, makes me incredibly stimulated. I adore it when my feet are pampered by a slave who has earned it. This type of slave will show devotion to his MISTRESS, and her GODDESS feet and legs.

I know about footwhores. I know you would love to be running your fingers along the heel, loosening up the muscles, staring at my sweet toes. You want to touch my pretty feet, inhaling my scent, looking at the glossy polish, worshipping each curve.

I am fully aware that foot slaves CRAVE for ME to tease with my feet. slaves want the lovely feeling of those newly pretty pedicured feet in your face, on your body, and some,  walking all over you. Perhaps, even as a lovely foot stool. To have a devoted human foot stool, providing a wonderful place for my feet, makes ME happy.

If you’ve been a VERY good little foot bitch, I might actually let you have the ultimate reward. You might get to put your foot hungry little mouth on my toes. You have to be very good for that too happen. Your mouth, tasting my toes or feet is an ultimate reward.

I am very aware how badly a foot slave wants to wrap their tongue around my toes like they’re little cocks or clits. I understand your desire and need to taste, feel the flesh and worship ME with your mouth. Only the best and most devoted get this pleasure.

As a SUPREME GODDESS, there are times when I get phone calls and emails from those that are simply “drive-by” wankers. Essentially- losers want MY attention; yet lack the creativity or the money to get it. These spankers who try to TAKE my time are never going to get anywhere. I can always tell who is REAL, and who is a TIME VAMPIRE. 

These time wasters only get one thing out of ME: Complete shutdown.

I wont even waste MY PRECIOUS time telling them off, not worth my breath. Therefore, to wankers, spankers and time wasters out there, take note; you are not going to get ANYTHING for free, you are not going to waste MY valuable time, and furthermore, you are NOT going to get ME.

On to more pleasant things:  I have decided to update my blogs with KUDOS- to those who are wonderful to play with, fun to use and eager to please. Those who have been naughty will also be humiliated here.

Kudos To:

-jacksplat for his lovely emails and Amazon gifts.
-sissybambi for being dressed and ready to suck during our long session
-pointypenis for his LARGE tribute to MY boot and shoe collection
-freakjobfred for his total and absolute willingness to whore out on MY command.

Lastly,

-norwaywood, you will NOT be getting your special “cum day” after your disobedience and filthy tricks you tried to pull. Going to a glory hole without MY permission is not part of your contract. Get your mouth filled with what I provide, or get nothing.

I will soon be on twitter, to give it a try and see if it is of any value or amusement to me…. I will post it here later.

Take note: When you call, have your hands on your credit card, ready to get the business out of the way so we can play. Anything else will be considered a waste of MY time (see above) and will render you a swift hang-up.

I am available all day today.

You are at MY site, MY blog because I know your desires run deeper, more intense and far more dark than most. You crave me. You want my abuse. You need to be used. I can smell your fear and your excitement.

You choose women like me, you seek us out. You look for bitchy, bossy, dominant WOMEN. We push your limits, and make it impossible for you to do anything other than become ADDICTED to us.

I strut around you completely in black. Tight corset, red lipstick, 5” heels and stockings. You’re shaking, and I laugh.

“Take your off your clothing slave.”

My voice is feminine, soft, but you hear the hint hardness. My face has transformed from sweet, and inviting, to bitch.

Poor little slave. You are MY worm wiggling and shaking, writhing and trying to escape. You shake, excited and fearful, scared and turned on.

“Take of everything. I want to inspect you. All of you.”

You can hear my cruel, bitchy voice in your ears. You can smell my delicious scent, and you quickly take off your clothes. You do NOT want to make my angry. Doing what I want is the best thing for you now.

“You are NEVER allowed to touch your little cocklet without MY permission.”

I look down at your sad, patheic little balls and rising cock. I smirk, and raise my eyebrow. You feel so humiliated, so turned on.

The only thing I want at this point it so tie up your sagging genitals. A piece of leather, a shoelace, but I do believe a CB3000 or CB6000 will do the trick. Who will hold the key? ME! I tell you my plans and you wimper, whispering, please…no. This makes me laugh. When I put you in chastity, it will be MY choice, and mine alone.

I am not done with you, I still need to inspect all of you. Mouth, titts, cock, balls, pussy ass. I need to inspect you like a slave at auction, ready to be bought. I take a piece of silk, and wrap it around your eyes, blindfolding you. You can feel the softness of my skin as I do this.

“Do not move.”

I can see you shiver. I know you crave this. I know you want this. As I bind your arms behind your back, you confess to ME that this is what you have been dreaming of.

The night has JUST begun.

Call your MISTRESS ASAP. 
1-888-434-0099